I didnāt realize I had a managerā¦
Until my cat started sitting on my laptop.
The āI Own This Deskā Energy
You open your laptop.
You start typing.
And then ā paws.
What usually follows
- keyboard walking (emails get⦠creative)
- staring directly at you for no reason
- sitting exactly where you need to work
Itās not random.
Itās intentional.
Daily Workflow vs Reality
| Task | Plan | With Cat at Work |
|---|---|---|
| Answer emails | Focused typing | Interrupted typing |
| Video calls | Professional | Tail appearance |
| Deep work | Quiet | Sudden chaos |